I saw Jesus at Wendy’s this week. There was a crowd gathered around as he was telling stories. Man, can he tell stories! Did you hear the one about the fish? A junior from Lee’s Summit North (in the National Honor Society) asked him a question: “How do I earn life forever?”
Update: Marv at the blog See Through has two great posts critiquing the bait-and-switch approach discussed in the "Jesus Pizza" link above and he offers a better and more biblical alternative.